Wood Nymphs are of course notoriously horny creatures. They are also notoriously hard to find. So actually finding one to fuck is indeed a rare occurrence. Now one would wonder why if these hot things want to be fucked all the time they would spend their time hiding in tree’s. But that indeed is the mystery of Cosplay Porn.
Now if you are indeed lucky enough to find one of those creatures there is indeed an ordeal that you must pass. You see they tend to spend a considerable amount of time in tree’s. Usually naked and masturbating. So in order to copulate with such a Cosplayer one must complete the dangerous task of climbing said tree and fucking the nymph precariously perched on a tree limb!
Now typical insurance would of course not cover any such act if it went horribly wrong but then again its all in a days work at Cosplay Porn Online.
From Erotic Fandom 
